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Candles
With Personality
Surprise your friends and family with candles that match their best personality traits
Candles
That Speak For You
Sometimes the people closest to you need to hear the hard truth about their recent behavior.
Candles
With Personality
Surprise your friends and family with candles that match their best personality traits
Candles
With Personality
Surprise your friends and family with candles that match their best personality traits
Candles
With Personality
Surprise your friends with candles that match their best personality traits
Candles
That Speak For You
When the people closest to you need to hear the truth about their behavior.
Candles
With Personality
Surprise your friends with candles that match their best personality traits
Candles
That Speak For You
When the people closest to you need to hear the truth about their behavior.
Natural Fragrance
Thoughtfully blended fragrance oils designed to feel warm, elevated, and intentionally never overpowering.
Natural Fragrance
Thoughtfully blended fragrance oils designed to feel warm, elevated, and intentionally never overpowering.
Natural Fragrance
Thoughtfully blended fragrance oils designed to feel warm, elevated, and intentionally never overpowering.
Ethically Sourced
Made using carefully selected ingredients and responsibly sourced materials, with quality and care at every step.
Ethically Sourced
Made using carefully selected ingredients and responsibly sourced materials, with quality and care at every step.
Long Burn Time
Designed to burn clean and evenly for up to 40–50 hours, keeping the scent consistent throughout.
Long Burn Time
Designed to burn clean and evenly for up to 40–50 hours, keeping the scent consistent throughout.
Long Burn Time
Designed to burn clean and evenly for up to 40–50 hours, keeping the scent consistent throughout.
Fast Delivery
Orders ship quickly so your candle arrives right when you expect it, without unnecessary delays.
Fast Delivery
Orders ship quickly so your candle arrives right when you expect it, without unnecessary delays.
Fast Delivery
Orders ship quickly so your candle arrives right when you expect it, without unnecessary delays.
Refresh your home,
Refresh your home,
express yourself
express yourself
set the mood.
set the mood.
Eco-Friendly,
Eco-Friendly,
Not Ego-Friendly
Not Ego-Friendly
100% natural means every ingredient is carefully selected from nature to provide safe, effective, and gentle care for your skin. Just not fragile egos.
100% natural means every ingredient is carefully selected from nature to provide safe, effective, and gentle care for your skin. Just not fragile egos.
No Harsh Chemicals
No Harsh Chemicals
Plant-Based Goodness
Plant-Based Goodness
Not Fragile Ego Safe
Not Fragile Ego Safe
I bought two of these as a joke gift for my brother and he lost it when he opened it. He’s been showing them to all his friends like trophies. They smell great too, which honestly surprised me.
I bought two of these as a joke gift for my brother and he lost it when he opened it. He’s been showing them to all his friends like trophies. They smell great too, which honestly surprised me.
I bought two of these as a joke gift for my brother and he lost it when he opened it. He’s been showing them to all his friends like trophies. They smell great too, which honestly surprised me.
Jennifer K.
Verified Buyer
FAQ
Are your products ethically sourced and vegan?
Our candles are made with thoughtfully sourced materials and responsibly selected ingredients. We focus on quality, transparency, and doing things the right way without cutting corners or compromising the burn.
What is the average burn time?
Each candle has an average burn time of 40–60 hours when burned properly, delivering a consistent scent and an even, clean burn throughout.
What ingredients are in this product?
Each candle is made with a premium wax blend including beeswax, thoughtfully selected fragrance oils, and a cotton wick. No fillers, no gimmicks. Just clean-burning materials with a sense of humor.
Are there more candle types coming?
This is our first collection, and it’s just the beginning. More candle types and personalities are coming soon.